Why'd They Wanna' Go 'N Runeit?

Aw, Jeez, why did the Sixers want to go an spoil the only excitement of the season by winning a game???!!!!

And why, oh why, did the Timberwolves tank by playing without three starters and their reserve center?

Now there's nothing to look forward to during the long winter months.

Thanks, Sixers!  And thanks to you, too, Wolves!