Headline in today's Inky: EMBIID FUTURE CLOUDY, 76ers center could miss start of regular season, maybe more
Well, that's a surprise. A big man in Philadelphia basketball may miss a season. Isn't this the town where centers go to die?
There's more?????. You mean the alleged brain trust of the 76ers may have to rethink their plans. What? You mean all that tanking and wait-until-two-years-from-now jive was just talk?
Wait! Wait! You mean to tell me Sam Hinkie is not a genius?
Say it ain't so.