Inevitably the morning papers around the nation trotted out all sorts of variations on the words "no", "nothing" and "nada".
What did you expect?
The Phillies celebrated their descent into the nether lands of the NL East by going hitless in a 6-0 loss to Josh Beckett, one of the genuine jerks in baseball.
The shutout was the fifth the Phils suffered in the last few weeks.
They landed in the basement on merit.