Their ace is winless and it's almost May. (He has two losses.)
The one-time phenom has yet to make an appearance and nobody even remembers his name. (Dom Brown.)
The once-rollicking, always sold-out stadium is half-full now. (It could get much worse by August.)
Their core players are hitting below the Mendoza line, collectively. (One of them is floating with .100.)
Their manager is living on borrowed time. (Being in the HOF does not guarantee job success or security.)
Their GM has been silent all Spring. (What's he gonna' say at this point anyway?!)
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