Here's one record that's gonna' fall...guaranteed! The lowest announced paid attendance in the history of Citizens Bank Park saw the Phillies shellacked yesterday by the Miami Marlins, 9-1.
That's a record that will broken numerous times before Phillies fans are put out of their misery next Fall. Of course, these same fans can avoid the misery by staying away from the stadium in droves. They will.
It says here that by late September, on a dreary day in a meaningless game, the vendors and ushers will outnumber paid admissions 2-1.
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