Posters throughout the local blogosphere can't wait for Pedro's first pitch and few would admit to expecting anything less than vintage form, age and recent history be damned.
I call on no greater authority on the subject of wishful thinking than Ambrose Bierce, whose Devil's Dictionary contained two entries appropriate to the occasion:
- OPTIMISM, n.
- The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling into adversity, and is most acceptably expounded with the grin that apes a smile. Being a blind faith, it is inaccessible to the light of disproof -- an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.
- OPTIMIST, n.
- A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
A pessimist applied to God for relief.
"Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God. "No," replied the petitioner, "I wish you to create something that would justify them."
"The world is all created," said God, "but you have overlooked something -- the mortality of the optimist."