Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Don't Go, Mini Mart, Don't Go!

The legendary Mendoza line is in danger, sports fans.  That's right, .200 may no longer be the dividing line between mere mediocrity and outright piss poor.  What, you ask, has happened to move the line south?

Michael Martinez, aka, Mini Mart has happened, that's what!  If the Phillies' Martinez can manage to "run the table" for the remainder of the season, he could presumably end up hitting below .100.

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm rooting for him...hard.  That kind of ineptitude deserves to be immortalized.