I am taking orders for personalized Reverse Curses. Walk-ins are welcome.
What's happening, you ask?
Just this past week I wrote he may hit "some" but he'll never be a decent outfielder. So, of course, he hits a ton and despite two botched plays at the wall (Bobby Abreu syndrome???) he made a sensational catch last night in the first inning versus Cincinnati.
His home run was the only other bright spot last night, so there isn't much else to do but admit I have the Midas touch, in reverse.
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